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What is a machine called that helps bulls go to sleep?

A bull dozer.

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Where do pharmaceuticals go that don't need a prescriptinon?

They're over the counter.

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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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When happened when the Brady family's boy couldn't sleep on their trip to Alaska?

It was the land of the midnight son.

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What kind of headlines do people not like to see?

The ones in their forehead, because it indicates worry and tension.

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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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How did Avigail like her work as a seamstress?

She felt it was sew-sew.

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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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What can be said about Betty who didn't clean the kitchen often enough?

She led a life of grime.

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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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What can be the problem with a dynasty?

The word ends with nasty.

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