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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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When does fore plus fore equals four.

The forelegs of one horse and the forelegs of another horse adds up to four legs.

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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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What's the difference between looking for a parking space and washing clothes?

With one you want spots to appear, and with the other you wants spots to disappear.

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What did the thread say to the needle?

I'm just passing through.

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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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Why did Jill avoid slapping the bottom of the boulder in the park?

She didn't want to hit rock bottom.

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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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What is it like in a place where everyone lives in tents?

Intensity.

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