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What is special about the sentence, 'See, yes we can'?

The words mean Yes in Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew.

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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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What vegetable do you not want to take onto a boat?

A leek.

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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest?

It peaked his interest.

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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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What do you say when you finish going through the everglades?

See you later alligator.

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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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