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What is this a picture of?

Air Bee and Bee

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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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Why is Ilan Musk very interested in learning about people who live in marshes?

Because they are marshans.

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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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Because Gus was always happy, what was his nickname?

Fungus.

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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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