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How did Jill feel about finding the last missing piece of the jigsaw puzzle?

She felt it was her master piece.

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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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What is someone called who lies about how much he eats?

Dish-onest.

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Why did Martha become a vegetarian?

She realized what was at steak.

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What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

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Did the baker find it difficult to learn his craft?

He thought it was a piece of cake.

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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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What is a travelogue video about Berkeley called?

You See Berkeley

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What is another name for a frankfurter and beer?

Frank and stein.

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What bread is similar to money that was gotten illegally?

Sour dough.

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What did Bob say to the fly that what bothering him?

Don't bug me.

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