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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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What's another name for computer generated music?

Algo-rhythm.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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What is the motto of a store that sends packaged liver to customers?

We deliver de liver.

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What kind of tails come with a list of specifics?

Details.

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What vegetable do you not want to take onto a boat?

A leek.

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What is it called if someone thinks they can learn Torah by listening to Beatle music?

Beatle Torah.

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