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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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Whenever Emily had an appointment, what was her hope?

That it wouldn't be a dis-appointment.

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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Why didn't the group of doctors sit down?

They didn't want to be sitting docs.

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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

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Why was Billy so fascinated watching the contruction worker?

He found it riveting.

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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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How did the spice feel when it were burned?

It was incensed.

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