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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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What do you call someone who used to be a pert?

An ex-pert.

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What is this?

Rock and roll.

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How was the game between professional football players and prisoners in jail?

It had its pros and cons.

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What music makes a person feel like a worn out cloth?

Rag time.

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Why did Max pick up his glass of wine?

He wanted to lift his spirits.

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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

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What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

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