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When Jim went to the seashore at dawn, how did he feel when the early morning mist cleared?

He had liked being in the midst of the mist, and he missed the mist.

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What is clothing from Italy called?

Italian dressing.

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Why did the head of the school demand respect?

It was the principle of the thing.

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Why didn't Johnny want to wear fringes on his clothes like some of his friends?

He didn't want to be part of a fringe group.

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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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What do you call an engineer that dries out the water from streams?

An ex-stream-ist.

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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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Why didn't Fred accept rides with other people, and preferred to walk?

Because he didn't want to be taken for a ride.

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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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What is it called when a mystic is hopeful about the future?

Opti-mistic.

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