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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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What bread is similar to money that was gotten illegally?

Sour dough.

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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What is it called when something is discussed on X?

It is X-communicated.

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