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What is a nursery for babies called?

A wiggle room.

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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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What is it called when someone had a good date, and tells you about it?

An update.

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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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Why is Ilan Musk very interested in learning about people who live in marshes?

Because they are marshans.

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