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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

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Why did Amanda enjoy re-reading books by James Joyce?

She liked re-Joyce-ing.

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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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What is the hardest thing about making a sidewalk?

The cement.

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What is the difference between giving something away for free and charging a fee for it?

The letter R.

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Was Bill's love of bread a factor in his becoming a baker?

Yes, it played a big roll, and he wanted to make a lot of bread.

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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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