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What do carbon atoms do before they get married?

Carbon dating.

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What word and number indicate the winner of a race?

Won and 1.

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Was Anna a vegetarian?

Actually, she was vague on if she was a vegan.

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What kind of doctor is similar to a boring teacher?

An anesthesiologiest - they both put people to sleep.

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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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What kind of key can make you drunk?

Whiskey.

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Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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What did the Arial, Helvetica, and Courier fonts say to each other?

You're not my type.

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Why was the family alarmed when grandma got up from her rocking chair?

Because she was off her rocker.

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How is the metric system similar to a guy going on a date?

They both involve a 'meet her'.

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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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What bird should learn better manners in terms of how to treat others?

The mockingbird.

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