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What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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What kind of tea inspires caring for other people?

Humana Tea.

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Why was the bee punished?

Because it didn't bee-have.

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Why did the family try to get Mark and Sam Enz to stop their argument for 10 years?

It was important to make Enz meet.

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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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What does a mix of chemicals and the answer to a problem have it common?

They are both called a solution.

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How do you describe the taste of a spicy pun?

Pungent

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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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What is a fancy expensive scale called?

Upscale.

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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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