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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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What do baseball players do if they feel bad they didn't win the Pennant race?

They do Pennants Penance.

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What does someone say who loves using thyme as a spice?

"Thyme is of the essence" or "I just need more thyme".

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How are kids similar to food?

If you don't care for them when they are fresh, they become spoiled.

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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