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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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What do you call a Hippopotomus that is a phony?

A hippo-crite.

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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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What do you call someone who tries to reduce the time you have to wait for doctors?

A wait lifter.

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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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How did Bill like making food on the grill?

It was grate.

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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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What was Maxine's reaction when the website asked her to refresh her internet browser?

She found that it was a refreshing experience.

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What nationality is known for always completing tasks?

The Finnish.

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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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