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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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What do you say to a friend who is trying to uproot a tree

I'm rooting for you.

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What did the therapist tell Francine?

Her problems were all in her head.

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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

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In what direction do people clean?

They clean up.

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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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What is the most popular being in the sea?

The star fish.

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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