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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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How did King Kong feel about the woman he was holding?

He had a crush on her.

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What do you call a story about a mouse that lives in 2 cities?

A Tail Of Two Cities.

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How did John like his job as a bartender?

He found it very pouring.

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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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How did Emma feel when she had a dream during a nap that she was elected president?

It felt like a power nap.

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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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Why did the husband and wife put their hands in the sink together when they wanted to communicate?

It helped them be in-sink with each other.

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