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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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What do you call a tank that uses AI?

A think tank.

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What's a good name for a tanning salon?

Tan Fastic.

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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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When the Jacob's family made a home movie, why did they include eating hotdogs at the barbecue?

The hotdogs were perfect for the role.

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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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What is the electric company in Qatar called?

Electric Qatar.

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