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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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What do you get when you find someone you want to marry?

You get married.

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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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What did Joey call the exercizes he did before he took a walk?

A pre-amble.

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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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Why did the football player like feeling the backs of geese?

He liked the idea of 'touch down'.

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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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