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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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Why did Sophia put on makeup?

She thought it was pretty imporant.

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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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What do call someone who is very stitious?

Superstitious.

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Why did Molly prefer accepting credit cards than cash?

With all the paper money and change, it takes longer until the cash registers.

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