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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

Alienated.

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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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What nationality is known for always completing tasks?

The Finnish.

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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

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