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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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What is meat that falls on the floor called?

Ground meat.

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What crime does this describe?

Assault and battery.

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What are ticks called that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly Ticks

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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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What did Bobby do when the bullies didn't let him use the slide?

He let is slide.

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What US city has a name similar to this?

Little Rock

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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

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What is it called when you continue an interrupted Zoom call?

Re-zooming the call.

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