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What is a loud group of boys playing called?

Boisterous.

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Why did Charles find a box of chocolates when he checked into his hotel room?

Because it was a suite.

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What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

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Why was Beverly annoyed at the large window?

Because it was a big pane.

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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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What do you call a delicatessen in a mental hospital?

A psycho deli.

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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

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What did the Arial, Helvetica, and Courier fonts say to each other?

You're not my type.

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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

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How did Sam and Betty describe that they walked on a different path in the woods every day?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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