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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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What is it called when you 'burn the midnight oil' to stay awake studying for midterm exams?

Term oil.

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After working for 40 years, why didn't Joe want new tires on his car?

He wasn't ready to re-tire.

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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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