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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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Why did the hospital remove the windows from the operating room?

They wanted it to be paneless.

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What do you call a piece of pottery in the shape of a duck?

A quack pot.

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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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What vegetable should diplomats learn all about?

Peas.

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Why did Alan make sure his deck wasn't empty when he played with his kids?

He wanted to make sure he was playing with a full deck.

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Why was Betty concerned about people her age?

She felt there was a degeneration among the generation.

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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