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Why did Fred dislike his job using a drill-press?

He found it very boring.

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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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What is it called when something is discussed on X?

It is X-communicated.

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In a group of rabbits, how far are they from each other?

A hare's breath.

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What do you have when you remove the red lines?

love

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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

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What do you call a large amount of stamps?

A stamp-ede.

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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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