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What is a partnership of 2 doctors called?

A pair-a-dox.

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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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When does fore plus fore equals four.

The forelegs of one horse and the forelegs of another horse adds up to four legs.

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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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What do you call someone in a doctor's office that is in a hurry to see the doctor.

Im-patient.

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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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What is cleaning and oiling a pogo stick called?

Spring cleaning.

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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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Why did the tight-rope walker wear warm shoes?

He was concerned about getting cold feet.

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