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Is it good to answer a question with a question?

Is there a better way?

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What vegetable should diplomats learn all about?

Peas.

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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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What do you call it when the CIA puts a bugging device in a flower pot in a factory?

A plant in a plant in a plant.

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Will the door squeak when it's opened and closed?

That hinges on whether it is oiled.

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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

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What do you call a thief that leaves no clues?

Stainless steal.

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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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What is the ring called under a car where the engine engages with the wheel axel?

The engagement ring.

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