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When it comes to understanding things, what is the most important letter in the alphabet?

Y

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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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Why did the spoiled child want to become a stage designer?

He liked making a scene.

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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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What do you call a chemical that makes you laugh?

A comical chemical.

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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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What is a stretched rope that walks around called?

A tight rope walker.

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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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What does a very cooked steak and a great book have in common?

They are both well done.

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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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