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Do military generals have to be excellent administrators?

In general, yes, but you can't generalize.

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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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What is it called when you continue an interrupted Zoom call?

Re-zooming the call.

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How do you describe a fish when it does things very well?

A fish in sea.

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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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What city is known for being nice?

Nice, France.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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What is this?

B4 before B4.

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What race has more people in it than any other?

The human race.

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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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