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What fruit did the restaurant serve to young couples getting to know each other?

Dates.

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What's another name for a metronome.

A beat-nik.

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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What was Samantha's reaction to the small flea market?

She thought it was a little bizarre.

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What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

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Why did the maple tree feel bad?

When people took its maple syrup, it felt like such a sap, and it sapped its energy.

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What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

A lexi-con.

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What do you get when you find someone you want to marry?

You get married.

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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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