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In a group of rabbits, how far are they from each other?

A hare's breath.

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

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What do you call a very elaborate rap song?

A rap-sody.

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What day do armies go off to battle?

March forth.

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What do you call a tree with poems attached to it?

Poet tree.

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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?

Thanks for your patients.

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When the bee joined the bee hive, how did it feel?

It felt like a newbie.

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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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