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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

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How did Sam and Betty describe that they walked on a different path in the woods every day?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

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If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

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What is it called when a leak is fixed in the ceiling?

Sealing the ceiling.

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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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What is a Tyrannosaurus Rex that is nervous?

A nervous Rex.

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What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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