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What are ticks called that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly Ticks

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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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What do you call someone who is against hypocrisy?

A faux foe.

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What is the result of a person being cold to others?

He becomes ice-olated.

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What was Samantha's reaction to the small flea market?

She thought it was a little bizarre.

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How did Bob feel about his lawyer challenging the judge's decision about his slipping on a banana?

He found it appealing that his lawyer was appealing the peel appeal.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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Why did Barry look at his feet when he walked at work?

Because his boss told him he had to watch his step.

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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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