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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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What is it called when a fusion nuclear reaction starts acting unpredictably?

Con-fusion.

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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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What is it called when athletes learn to do the high jump?

Spring training.

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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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If an earthen-ware pot gets cracked, what is it called?

A crack-pot.

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Who starred in the animated movie about food?

The bagel had the leading roll.

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What kind of food does a tight-rope worker try to eat?

A well-balanced diet.

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What are 5 tow trucks?

A foot truck.

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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

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