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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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