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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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