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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

950

Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

958

When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

989

What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

969

Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

996

Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

957

What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

991

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

961

What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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