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Why did the scarecrow win a very special award?

Because it was outstanding in its field.

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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

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What music do they play in Boulder, Colorado?

Rock music.

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What do French dogs say to each other when eating?

Bone appetite.

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What happened after the US dropped atom bombs on Japan?

There was a baby boom.

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What is the happiest country in Europe?

Ha Land (Holland)

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What is a musical band of orca whales called?

An orca stra.

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How did Bill feel when he was trying to catch a goose?

He felt like he was on a wild goose chase.

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What food is similar to someone who writes graffiti?

A walnut.

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What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

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What did Bob have to decide when someone insulted him before he boarded the plane at the airport?

Fight or flight.

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