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What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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Why did the scarecrow win a very special award?

Because it was outstanding in its field.

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Why couldn't the koala bear be a doctor?

He wasn't koala-fied.

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What is the happiest country in Europe?

Ha Land (Holland)

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How did the frog feel after he ate?

He felt very hoppy.

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What do French dogs say to each other when eating?

Bone appetite.

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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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What is a musical band of orca whales called?

An orca stra.

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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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How did Bill feel when he was trying to catch a goose?

He felt like he was on a wild goose chase.

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