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Why did the clown leave the circus?

Because people were always laughing at him.

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Why couldn't the koala bear be a doctor?

He wasn't koala-fied.

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How did the frog feel after he ate?

He felt very hoppy.

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What is the happiest country in Europe?

Ha Land (Holland)

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What does lettuce say when it rains?

Lettuce grow.

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What is Barry the Smurf's nickname?

Blue Barry

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What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

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What music do they play in Boulder, Colorado?

Rock music.

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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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What vehicles do fish use in battle?

Fish tanks.

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