What did the king's wife say to the king?

Reign, dear.

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Why did Bob start a rabbit farm?

He wanted a hare raising experience.

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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

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What are examples of types of bread in a bakery called?

Roll models.

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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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