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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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What helps traction in marriage?

Attraction.

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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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