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Why did the dog bark at the tree?

It was responding to the bark of the tree.

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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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How much does marriage change a relationship?

It completely altars it.

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What kind of dog does this represent?

A pit bull.

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What are people called who have a tendency to act on a whim?

Whim-men.

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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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