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Akiva Lane
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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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Yehuda Lane
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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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Akiva Lane
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What involves getting into the nitty-gritty of what is right and wrong?

Inte-gritty.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?

Thanks for your patients.

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Akiva Lane
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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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Akiva Lane
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How would you describe Shakespeare's development as a writer?

It went through many stages.

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Shane Ronay
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What's this?

It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the dirty dishes in the sink feel connected to each other?

Because they were all in sync.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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Shane Ronay
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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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