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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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What do programs, programmers, mathematics, lumbermills, and fireplaces all have it common?

They all use logs.

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What do forests and clocks have in common?

Ticks.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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Why was the baker happy?

Because he had all that he kneaded.

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What's this?

A field of hole wheat.

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What happend when Max tripped over the boxes of glass jars?

He found it jarring.

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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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What US city has a name similar to this?

Little Rock

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