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Why is it important to review a subject before taking a test?

Because then what you knew is re-knewed.

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What is it called when two people argue about who won a contest?

They're contesting the contest.

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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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What idea does this represent?

To believe.

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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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What do you call a nurse that got caught in the rain without an umbrella?

A wet nurse.

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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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What is something that many bathrooms don't have?

A bath.

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What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

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