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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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How did Bill's parents feel about his goal of being a plumber?

They thought it was a pipe dream.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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How do people in Outland behave?

Their behavior is outlandish.

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What time did Jimmy eat 30 peanuts?

8:30

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When does fore plus fore equals four.

The forelegs of one horse and the forelegs of another horse adds up to four legs.

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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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What is considered reasonable at the UN?

Things that are un-reasonable.

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What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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Why did Arnold fly in a plane over the North Pole?

He wanted to get over a cold.

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How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

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