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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?

Universe City.

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How often is there a blue moon?

Once in a blue moon.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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What was it like during the thunderstorm on the camping trip?

It was intense in the tents.

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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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What do you call this animal?

A grill-a

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What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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Why did the people realize that calling their town Competent was not a good idea?

Then all the people in the town would be in Competent.

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