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Akiva Lane
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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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Akiva Lane
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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the frayed knot answer when it was asked to do something?

It said, "I'm afraid not."

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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Akiva Lane
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In 1900 two brothers tried to make an airplane, why did they fail?

Because they were the wrong brothers.

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Akiva Lane
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How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

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Akiva Lane
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What was the slogan of the resort on the mountain?

Come up, and calm down.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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