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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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What is this person doing?

He's really using his noodle.

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What is it called when athletes learn to do the high jump?

Spring training.

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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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What is an appropriate reaction when Democratic Socialists win seats in Congress?

It certainly raises red flags.

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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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In this necklace made up of rings, what is the ring with the diamond called?

The ring leader.

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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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When Natalie was sick, why did she touch the water well?

She wanted to feel well.

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