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Was there any limit to how good the costumes would be at the costume ball?

Disguise the limit.

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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What do you call someone who is against hypocrisy?

A faux foe.

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Why didn't Bill like raquetball?

He thought it was off-the-wall.

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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

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What is it called when the detergent is on the top shelf?

High Tide.

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What word describes a variety of missiles?

Missile-aneous.

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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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What do you call this?

A row bot.

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How was the game between professional football players and prisoners in jail?

It had its pros and cons.

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