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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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What word describes a variety of missiles?

Missile-aneous.

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What kind of room is a fungus?

A mushroom.

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How did Jack refer to the current day when he finished work?

He called it a day.

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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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What is it called when a car has a good mother?

Good car ma.

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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What kind of tea commands respect?

Authora tea.

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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