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Why should you usually not take bullies seriously?

Because they are usually just full of bull.

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Why did Martha become a vegetarian?

She realized what was at steak.

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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Is rain free?

Yes, it's on the house.

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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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Why didn't Beth like pressing flowers?

She found it depressing, and she didn't like activities that were cut and dried.

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What novel does this represent?

Frank and stein.

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What is a drug store called that specializes in drugs from vegetables and fish?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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What do great track stars and confused people have in common?

They run around in circles.

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What is the air-conditioning system in a baseball stadium called?

Baseball fans.

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What crime does this describe?

Assault and battery.

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