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Yitzchak Berger
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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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Akiva Lane
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Why are bees that are born in May confused?

Because they are maybe's.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of tea is good for mental health?

Sana Tea.

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Akiva Lane
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What do programs, programmers, mathematics, lumbermills, and fireplaces all have it common?

They all use logs.

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Shane Ronay
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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Billy react when he got a box of marbles for his birthday.

He thought it was marbleous.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is a light bulb filled with dirt called?

Not a light bulb, but a heavy bulb.

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Shane Ronay
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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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