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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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What is the space over a spinning top called?

It's over the top.

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Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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What is it called when workers in a company go on strike?

Labor pains.

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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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Why did Matt and Joan feel tension when the dishes weren't washed?

They felt out of sync when the dishes were in the sink.

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