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What is the plural of why?

Wise.

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Why did Beverly go to a therapist?

She felt her complexes were very complex.

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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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What did Matt Silver call his new software company?

Silver Ware.

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What happens when a problem is solved twice?

It is resolved.

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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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