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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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What part of a car is similar to the drawer with plastic gloves?

The glove compartment.

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What did the math teacher try to convey to her class?

Everything has its pluses and minuses.

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Why did Sam put his shoes close to the fireplace?

When people say 'hot shoes', he says 'G-d bless you'.

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What crime does this describe?

Assault and battery.

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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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When did the serfs in the Middle Ages sometimes enjoy their work?

When they were Serfing.

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What do all these people have in common?

They're having a ball.

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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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Why was Emily reluctant to use a tractor on her farm?

Because it didn't attract her.

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