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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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Shane Ronay
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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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Shane Ronay
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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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Shane Ronay
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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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Yehuda Lane
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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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Akiva Lane
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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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Akiva Lane
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What meal is happening in Eastern Europe?

Hungary is above Turkey, and next to Turkey is Greece.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Johnny want to wear fringes on his clothes like some of his friends?

He didn't want to be part of a fringe group.

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Shane Ronay
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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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