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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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Why did King Midas make a well?

He thought, I might as well.

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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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What is a very small bull that runs very fast called?

A bull-ett.

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Why did Bill put his left hand over the food when he finished eating?

Because the food on the plate were left-overs.

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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