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What is it like in a place where everyone lives in tents?

Intensity.

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Why did the football player like feeling the backs of geese?

He liked the idea of 'touch down'.

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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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Why did Sam invest in the perfume company?

It made a lot of scents.

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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What do you call this animal?

A grill-a

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What is it called when a homeowner tries to stop a foreclosure of his house?

House keeping.

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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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What food made Emily think about what happened in the past?

Pasta.

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What do you call a wasp that would prefer to be a bee?

A wannabee.

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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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