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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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How was the game between professional football players and prisoners in jail?

It had its pros and cons.

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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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Why didn't Beverly believe anything written on the humidifier?

Because it was full of hot air.

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Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

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What bidding in the bridge card game do Democrats like?

No trump.

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What is it called when you 'burn the midnight oil' to stay awake studying for midterm exams?

Term oil.

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What is it called when athletes learn to do the high jump?

Spring training.

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