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Where is Kuwait?

Between Iraq and a hard place.

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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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Why did Beth try not to stir the pot of soup too much?

She didn't want to go stir crazy.

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Why didn't Beverly believe anything written on the humidifier?

Because it was full of hot air.

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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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What can you say about people who live on the Iraq/Iran border?

They live between Iraq and a hard place.

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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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How did Bob feel about his lawyer challenging the judge's decision about his slipping on a banana?

He found it appealing that his lawyer was appealing the peel appeal.

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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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In this necklace made up of rings, what is the ring with the diamond called?

The ring leader.

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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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When the brother didn't treat his sister nicely, what was the result?

It caused a cry sis.

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