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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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Why didn't the carpenter want to fit counter-tops?

He didn't want to be accused of counter-fitting.

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What is it called when someone surfs on top of a fishing net?

Surfing the net.

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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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What is similar between a place where wine is made and a nursery?

They are both whineries.

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What is a musical band of orca whales called?

An orca stra.

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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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How did the hardware store advertise hammers that break easily?

They are unbeatable.

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What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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What did the cat - whose name was Yow - say?

Me Yow.

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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