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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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What is it called when people make big letters on the ground?

Typography topography.

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What is the room called where people make salad dressings?

The dressing room.

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What is a party where everyone is treated equally.

A democratic party.

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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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