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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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What city is named after a saw that is used in battle?

Warsaw

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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What do you call it when someone is envious of another person's ability to be as flexible as Jello?

Jello-sy.

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What it it called how a dog laps up water after winning a race?

Victory laps.

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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How did the decorations on the toilet paper feel?

They were on a roll.

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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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