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Why did Billy ask to borrow his friend's shoes?

Because he was told not to judge someone until you stand in their shoes.

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What is it called when cars protest public lies by honking their horns?

Taking the bull by the horns.

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What is this called?

The last straw.

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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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How is waiting in line similar to being a doctor?

You need patience.

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What was the result of Joe not having enough self-control with eating?

He found that it was a big waist.

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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What was Pandora guilty of?

Out of the box thinking.

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When Nancy suggested putting grated cheese on the salad, what was everyone's reaction?

They thought it was grate.

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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