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What kind of eyes are good for saving money?

Econom eyes.

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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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What travels around the whole world and stays in the corner?

A postage stamp.

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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Why did Amanda enjoy re-reading books by James Joyce?

She liked re-Joyce-ing.

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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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Why do some people find it very cool to go to sports games?

Because there are so many fans there.

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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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