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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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What do we wear on our wrist that is similar to the people who guard a rock band?

The watchband.

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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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What do you call a bee that is in a trance?

A Zom Bee.

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Were the people in the Middle Ages bad people?

Not really, they were only medi-evil.

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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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