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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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What is it called when someone had a good date, and tells you about it?

An update.

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What is someone who can keep a secret called?

A secretary.

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What kind of bird doesn't sing, but only hums?

A hummingbird.

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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Did the baker find it difficult to learn his craft?

He thought it was a piece of cake.

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Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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During the truce in a war, what soup did both sides eat?

Peas soup.

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