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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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What's the difference between the picture on the left and the one on the right?

One is a cute angel, and the other is an acute angle.

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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Why doesn't Clark Kent become Superman anymore?

He can't find a telephone booth.

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Why is it difficult to be brave in the North Pole?

There's a tendency to get cold feet.

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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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