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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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Shane Ronay
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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

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What is a bank for pigs called?

A piggy bank.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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Akiva Lane
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What is someone who can keep a secret called?

A secretary.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the shadow of peapod called?

A podcast.

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Akiva Lane
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When it rains, how are trees and grass similar to people?

They enjoy taking a shower.

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Akiva Lane
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What piece of clothing is named after the neck of a reptile?

Turtle neck sweater.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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