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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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If two eyes are labeled A and B, what eye is smarter?

A Eye

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What are groups called that claim they know all the facts?

Factions.

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Why did Billy find it hard to learn grammar involving the past and future?

It made him tense.

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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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What French Queen did not advocate dieting?

Marie Antoinette said 'Let them eat cake.'

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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What award did the farmer receive?

He was the best in his field.

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How did Avigail like her work as a seamstress?

She felt it was sew-sew.

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