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How did the poor mouse family survive and get enough food eat?

Well, they just squeaked by.

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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What name did Mr. and Mrs. Tross have second thoughts about naming their baby boy?

Albert.

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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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What is the trend called where people take pieces of coal with them on dates?

Carbon dating.

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What can we say about the liberty bell?

It IS what it is cracked up to be.

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What do you call a chemical that makes you laugh?

A comical chemical.

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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