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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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What did Max do when he joined the surfboard team?

He was onboarded.

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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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What did the Mayor say when the workers put street signs upside down?

This is not a good sign.

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When the room where people were allowed to make mistakes closed down, how was it described?

Now there is no room for error.

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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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What kind of bush can take you by surprise?

An ambush.

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What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

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How do people sometimes feel when they are given the cold sholder?

Ice-olated.

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What does life have in common with arithmetic?

It has its pluses and minuses.

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