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What do you call college students who go back to school in the fall?

Autumn leaves.

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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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Why did Alan collect lots of L's?

He thought it was good to have morals.

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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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