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How does a person's body change when he's curious?

He becomes all ears.

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How is waiting in line similar to being a doctor?

You need patience.

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What do you get after you finish sleeping?

You get up.

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Why was the conductor proud of the orchestra he started?

He was very instrumental in its formation.

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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What's a good name for someone who is always prepared?

Justin Case

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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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When did the mother of a newborn boy wake up?

At son rise.

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What happens if a cat falls into vinegar?

It becomes a sourpuss.

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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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