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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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Why did Jill avoid slapping the bottom of the boulder in the park?

She didn't want to hit rock bottom.

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What do you call a family that has generations of restaurants?

A dine-asty.

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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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How do you describe the importance of making a will to clarify issues of inheritance?

Will power.

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How did Fred feel when he opened the cupboard and a glass jar fell on his head?

He found it very jarring.

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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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