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Why did the prisoner ask the judge to put words on a train?

Because he wanted the judge to commute his sentence.

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Why did Bill and Eddie start their company at the radar dish?

Because they wanted the business to be under the radar.

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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What did the world think about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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On what kind of day does time seem to go slowest?

On a fast day.

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How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?

The picture didn't do him justice.

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Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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Why was Donny very confused about pens?

Because his teacher said that you could fit a lot of animals in a pen.

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How did Bill like making food on the grill?

It was grate.

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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