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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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Why didn't Gary want to walk too far for ideas?

Because then they would be far-fetched.

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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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What do you say when you finish going through the everglades?

See you later alligator.

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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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What is a father called who is an expert at doing things?

A doo dad.

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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Why did Fred buy stock in the perfume company?

The way they made cents from their scents made sense.

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