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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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What is it like in a place where everyone lives in tents?

Intensity.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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A photo of synthesis.

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What was Bill's reaction when someone approached him with a negative attitude?

He was non-plussed.

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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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How do you describe professional athletes?

They are pro-active.

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Why did Cynthia love her calculator?

Because she knew that she could always count on it.

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