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How did Bill feel when he searched for gold, and found a profitable iron mine?

He thought it was ironic.

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How do you convey to someone that you feel connected to them as a human being?

You manity.

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How would you describe Luke Skywalker if he's not that friendly?

Luke warm.

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Whenever Emily had an appointment, what was her hope?

That it wouldn't be a dis-appointment.

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How does a person's body change when he's curious?

He becomes all ears.

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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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What is the plan called where you make sure that you do something productive every single hour of the day?

Hour power.

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What are people who work for the telephone company in Poland called?

Telephone Poles.

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What is something that we wear that is called by the material that it used to be made from?

Glasses.

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When Marsha told her husband on the phone that she was late, why did he call the police?

She said she was being held up.

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What do you call a farmer who makes medicine from the food he grows?

A farmacist.

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