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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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How did Beverly feel with all the dirty dishes in the sink?

Dish-organized.

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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How did Frank's hitch-hiking trip go?

It went without a hitch.

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What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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Why did Sandra like eating blueberries and strawberries.

They tasted berry, berry good, and they made her berry, berry happy.

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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest?

It peaked his interest.

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What are people called who have a tendency to act on a whim?

Whim-men.

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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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