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Why was the math book sad?

Because it had so many problems.

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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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What is it called if someone thinks they can learn Torah by listening to Beatle music?

Beatle Torah.

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What is a side-trip on a vacation called?

A detour on de tour.

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What is a hotel called that is named in honor of potatoes?

Suite Potatoes.

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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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Is the author the main person who can edit the book they wrote?

Yes, that is the main person who is author eyes'd.

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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What do bats celebrate when they come of age?

Their bat mitzvah.

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If the color of the White house is white, what is the color of a green house?

A greenhouse is transparent because its walls are made of glass.

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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Why was the air traffic contoller fired?

Because he didn't know what was flying.

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