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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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How did Andrea feel when she was running out of her favorite red perfume?

She felt bad that she was down to her last red scent.

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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

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Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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Is this letter waiting for anything?

No, it's ready.

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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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What do you call kids eating chips?

The munch and crunch bunch.

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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