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Shane Ronay
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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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Akiva Lane
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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this?

A picture worth a thousand words.

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Akiva Lane
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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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Shane Ronay
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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

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Akiva Lane
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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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