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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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What do you call noodles that are very fresh?

New-dles

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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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What relationship involves the law of gravity at the center of the solar system?

The sun-in-law.

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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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What did the math teacher try to convey to her class?

Everything has its pluses and minuses.

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How do you convey to somewhat that you think they are special?

You nique.

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What is a doctor called that treats conditions caused by ticks?

A tick doc.

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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