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When John learned to play a musical instrument with his ear, what was the result?

He could play it by ear.

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What is Denise's brother's name?

De Nephew.

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Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?

Because they were high strung.

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What do you call a closet filled with bottles of water?

A water closet.

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When does fore plus fore equals four.

The forelegs of one horse and the forelegs of another horse adds up to four legs.

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Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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Is rain free?

Yes, it's on the house.

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What is the most dishonest animal?

The cheetah.

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