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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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Akiva Lane
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What part of a car is similar to these wooden dashes?

The dashboard.

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What bird is very curious about people?

The owl, because is always saying 'Who, who?'

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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What flower is named after a part of the head?

Tulips.

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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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What do you call a tank that uses AI?

A think tank.

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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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What is the difference between a park and a mental institution?

The park has cycle paths.

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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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