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What is a pan called that is used to bake Pita bread?

Pita pan.

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Why did Max pick up his glass of wine?

He wanted to lift his spirits.

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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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What is the ability of having nerves of steel called?

Nerve-ana.

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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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What kind of doctor is specifically assigned to you?

Your-ologist.

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At what time did King Arthur's knight complain about a stomach ache?

In the middle of the knight.

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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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What is a rebellious tick called?

A heretic.

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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