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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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What bidding in the bridge card game do Democrats like?

No trump.

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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In the body, what is between tendon B and tendon D.

Tendency.

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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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