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What did the knot say when it was asked, "Are you untied".

It answered, "I am knot".

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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What is a happy insect called?

An uptick.

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

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What is store that sells phones called?

A sell phone store.

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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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Does therapy often cost a lot?

Yes, but you can keep the change.

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What vitamin is good for the eyes?

Vitamin see.

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How can psychiatrists charge so much?

Because people have to be crazy to pay those rates.

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What food made Emily think about what happened in the past?

Pasta.

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