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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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What letter is good for a cough?

T

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What is a very strange flea market called?

A bizarre bazaar.

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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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How was the game between professional football players and prisoners in jail?

It had its pros and cons.

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What is this man trying to do?

He's trying to make ends meet.

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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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What is a short description of what you did during the summer called?

A summery summary.

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How do you describe the importance of making a will to clarify issues of inheritance?

Will power.

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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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