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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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What is considered reasonable at the UN?

Things that are un-reasonable.

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Why did Martha carry a small rock with her?

To remind her that sometimes life is hard.

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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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What interpersonal skill is named after a Greek legend?

Apollo gize.

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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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