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What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What type of log is slow and delayed?

The back-log.

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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Why didn't the group of doctors sit down?

They didn't want to be sitting docs.

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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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