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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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What does the Constitution have in common with balancing a checkbook?

Checks and balances.

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Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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What illness do birds get after they fly a lot?

The flew.

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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Why did Kay feel that she could do whatever she wanted?

Because whenever she did something strange, people would say Oh Kay!

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What US city is named after soft drinks that Sara made?

Sarasota.

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What do you say when you have trouble opening a jar of sesame paste?

Open sesame.

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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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Why did Alan make sure his deck wasn't empty when he played with his kids?

He wanted to make sure he was playing with a full deck.

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