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What city is known for being nice?

Nice, France.

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How did Bill feel when he was trying to catch a goose?

He felt like he was on a wild goose chase.

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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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If you take a liter of water, and pour it out, what does it become?

Leaderless.

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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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What do you call a new one ounce bottle of perfume with a subtle fragrance?

A new ounce with a nuance.

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What is this person doing?

He's really using his noodle.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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What is history from a woman's point of view called?

Her Story.

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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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Why did the plumber do this in response to the judge?

He thought the judge asked for water in the court.

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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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